NOT SO STUPID
• JOHN YEE: Excuse me. Did you use to live in York?
• JOE YOUNG: Yes.
• JOHN YEE: Did you use to be a tutor at the university?
• JOE YOUNG: Yes. For a few years.
• JOHN YEE: Do you remember Hugh Yip? He was a music student.
• JOE YOUNG: Hugh Yip? Did he use to have a huge yellow jeep?
• JOHN YEE: Yes. And he used to play beautiful tunes on the tuba.
• JOE YOUNG: Yes, I knew Hugh. He used to be a very stupid student. Do you have any news of Hugh?
• JOHN YEE: Yes. He’s a millionaire now in New York.
• JOE YOUNG: A millionaire? Playing the tuba?
• JOHN YEE: Oh, no. He produces jam in tubes, and tins of oinion stew, and sells them in Europe. I read about Hugh in the newspaper yesterday.
• JOE YOUNG: Oh, well, he wasn’t so stupid.